My Birthday Weekend - Step by Step

My Birthday Weekend - Step by Step - How to turn 30

1. Firstly, go out for a few cocktails and a lot of dancing.

2. Wake up the next day on your best friend's sofa and decide to get matching tattoos together.

3. Go out for dinner with all your family and show them your totally awesome new tattoo.

4. Be surprised by a totally awesome birthday cake, handmade by your lovely boyfriend.

5. Go to bed in a totally awesome unicorn onesie.

6. Wake up the next day with flowers and balloons and pancakes for breakfast.

7. Get taken out for lunch.

8. Get taken out for desert.

9. Read all your lovely messages from people wishing you happy birthday.

10. Congratulations, you are thirty years old! Thank everybody for a lovely weekend, and continue being thirty for another 365 days.

Thanks everybody :)

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